nevvzealand:

all grandmas smell the same

dead

(Source: moseby)

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mypandemonium:

Variations on My Neighbor Totoro. All credits can be found here. Additional variations (including Naruto, Dexter’s Laboratory, Star Wars, and more) can also be found here.

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lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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